Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Is this necessary?

This will, without a doubt, be the most boring blog every created by anyone with an IQ over 100.

To begin with, I'm just not that interesting. My life is not exciting. I am not jetting down to Rio or over to St. Moritz for the season. I really see no reason for anyone, including myself, to be interested in my opinions or ideas or feelings, etc.

Enough about me.

I think that I shall never see
A blog as boring as this be
A blog with blank pages prest
Against my brain - this is a test
A blog the world looks at all day
And causes me to go astray
A blog that I must write in fear
That all shall think I am so dear
Upon that keyboard do I strain
With diarrhea of the brain
Help me Lord, I beg of thee
But only you can set me free

2 comments:

Claire S said...

You manage to make the mundane moronic! But the color doesn't really suit you. Or was it meant to suit the whole "tree" theme??? I will enjoy checking in. Imagine, we get paid for this!

Dana Jeanius said...

You do understand that now we'll all be waiting on the edge of our seats for your next post.